Captains Log:

Day 1:

Set sail on the good ship STANK, stocked with zero showers, infinite cope, and bags so heavy they could sink an island. Weak hands already crying in the brig. We move.

Day 2:

First rug of the journey—some fool’s coin named “SafeMoonV2Reloaded”. No survivors. Plundered some SOL and loaded up the dip.

Day 3:

Market dipped. Crew morale low. Told ‘em to touch grass—not because they need fresh air, but because we need something to clean the deck with.

Day 4:

Smell on deck reached new heights. We are entering legendary territory. No one dares challenge Captain Stank now.

Day 5:

Some scallywag tried to dump his stack early. We made him walk the plank… directly into a perma-hold wallet. Enjoy retirement, coward.

Day 10:

Some paper-handed lad abandoned ship at 2x gains. Poor fool. We just hit 5x. STANK never sells.

Day 15:

Storm ahead. Not on the charts—just inside my stomach. Had to eat a mystery fish we fished out of the meme waters. Price held steady.

Day 20:

Crew found an old treasure chest labeled “Bull Market”. Opened it up. Inside was Hopium. We inhaled deeply.

Day 25:

Deck officially declared a biohazard zone. If we make it to Raydium, I’ll consider burning a candle.

Day 30:

10x gains. Crew screaming in victory. Ship’s flag now radiates with pure financial irresponsibility.

Day 35:

Someone called us a pump and dump. We threw him overboard with an NFT that nobody wants.

Day 40:

Tried to clean the deck. Discovered it was just another layer of mold. Left it for good luck.

Day 50:

FUD in the air. Some say the rally is over. They are not built like us. We sail on.

Day 55:

Crew morale high. Bag weight dangerously high. Some of the lads have started calling themselves “The Stank Order.”

Day 60:

A massive whale bought in. The ship is now fully upgraded with gold-plated garbage cans.

Day 65:

Some influencer said STANK is dead. He is now mysteriously missing. We suspect he got rugged elsewhere.

Day 70:

An NFT project tried to challenge Captain Stank for dominance. We pillaged their Discord and stole their memes. Victory.

Day 75:

Some say we should take profits. Some say we should sell for “responsible gains.” I say SHUT UP AND BUY MORE.

Day 80:

20x achieved. Ship’s wheel now completely made of SOL tokens.

Day 85:

Some idiot tried to bring a ledger wallet aboard. He was promptly thrown into the rebase dungeon.

Day 90:

A great silence came over the crew today. We stared into the distance. We realized we can never go back.

Day 95:

Someone suggested a liquidity pool. We suggested he go kiss a market maker.

Day 100:

We have arrived at Raydium. The Stank never left us. The Stank never fades.